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Becky says things about … men and menstruation
{THIS POST FEATURES UTTERLY GRATUITOUS ILLUSTRATIONS OF PROFUSELY BLEEDING STICKPEOPLE. THOSE LISTENERS WHO ARE WEAK-STOMACHED, OR HAVE AN AVERSION TO THE SIGHT OF BLOOD DEPICTED THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF...
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Becky says things about … giving up booze for a month
Listener, you have before you a virtuous Becky. A wholesome Becky, a saintly Becky. A Becky so pure, so unsullied by evil, that I wouldn’t be surprised if you feel a trifle overwhelmed. I feel a little...
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Becky says things about … reasons to be cheerful
Oh, brave Listener. We’ve all had a bit of a rough time recently. There are several reasons why we are all feeling a bit peeved, irked, and somewhat vexed: 1) It is February. February is an obnoxiously...
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Becky says things about … being a rubbish woman
Firstly, I’m going to neatly gloss over the fact I haven’t blogged in nearly two months by using Stickman’s yoga skills as a distraction. Thanks, Sticky. You’re a pal. Sublime listeners, I am rubbish...
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Becky says things about … how to detox
My name is Becky and I am disgusting. And if I’ve got to admit it, my darling Listener, then so have you. Admit it. You are disgusting. We are all disgusting. We have spent the last fortnight slouched...
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Becky says things about … pain
Gentle Listener, I want to take you on a journey. A journey of pain. It is a journey I have been on in the last week or so, and I felt that it would be selfish to keep all the pain to myself –...
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Becky says things about …. dreams
Dearest listeners, I had a most peculiar dream the other night. I dreamt I was wandering the corridors of my old school and came across a lady I used to know when I was a teenager. We had a little chat...
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Becky says things about … acne
Listeners, we need to talk about acne. If you suffer from it, I understand; now sit down and listen to Auntie Beck tell you a lovely story about her acne. If you don’t suffer from it, you are a lucky...
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Becky says things about … New Year’s Resolutions
Isn’t January wonderful!! Isn’t it glorious to feel so refreshed and motivated for the year ahead? So full of zeal and gusto?? And what’s the best thing about January? Why, New Year’s Resolutions, of...
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Becky says things about … staying alert
Good day, isolators. Frankly, I’m ashamed of you. The amount of confused confusion over and around the clearness of the clarity and non-unambiguity relating to and concerning the government’s recent...
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